April 26th, 2006

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> Look
You are in the office. Tools programmers are here. There is a closed window.

You see a drowned rat.

> Examine Rat
It's not a rat. It's a very wet mytholder.

> Open
Open what?

> Open Window
It's raining outside. A lot. The office floods. You die. The end. mytholder uses your carcass as a raft and swims to freedom, or an umbrella shop, whichever's closer.
  • Current Mood
    Damp.