Waitress: Excuse me?
Waitress: You know everything about computers?
Me: Well, not quite. What's the problem?
Waitress: I want to buy a laptop.
Me: What do you need it for? Just email and the internet, or writing, or playing DVDs or-
Waitress: World of Warcraft.
In other news, I have a remote control Dalek. Tremble before me!
In other, other news this book is hell and I have a cold and I want to die or even better stop writing this book but I still have 16 pages to go agh.