From High Guard: 'The size of spacecraft allowed depends on the size of the docking clam.'

In other news, In Bruges is fantastic. Beautiful locations, a good script, Colin Farrell being really good and really funny, and more midget jokes than you can shake a short stick at.

Being "attacked by an undead monster" might cost you 1d4 Sanity.

Being "attached by an undead monster" is probably worth a lot more Sanity loss...

A Corpse Tree might attack a victim with a Vampiric Root, but is unlikely to use a 'Vampiric Roo' instead. You only find Vampiric Roos in very silly Vampire games set in Australia.

I'm not sure what "executations" are, but they're not "executions".

When trying to write the sentence, '[he] surreptitiously activates the flame lance', I mispelled 'surreptitiously'. Word's autocorrection suggested 'scrumptiously'.

Delecti the Inquirer is not an 'arch-marge'.

Elite Empire of Wyrm's Friends commanders wear bone-sung armour.

They do not, despite the repeated efforts of my traitorous fingers, wear bong-sung armour.

Not a great one, but "Humble Peasants" don't customarily use "Improved Weapons". They get "Improvised" ones.

From a section describing different types of duels, specifically pistols in this case:
"At this point, both participants must turn and fife."